"Out of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most!" ― Ozzy Osbourne
"That night, at God knows what hour, Bill phoned me up and shouted, 'Ozzy, I think my house is haunted!' 'Sell tickets then,' I told him, and put the phone down." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad." ― Ozzy Osbourne
"It had a huge impact on me, 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' – and I was very proud when I found out that Kurt Cobain was a fan of mine. I thought he was awesome." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"Hating people isn't a productive way of living. So what's the point in hating anyone? There's enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"I keep hearing this fucking thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people?" ― Ozzy Osbourne
"My father always said I would do something big one day.'I've got a feeling about you, John Osbourne,' he'd tell me, after he'd had a few beers.'You're either going to do something very special, or you're going to go to prison.' And he was right, my old man.
I was in prison before my eighteenth birthday." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"I'm a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don't need training – they just are." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"You learn who your friends are when the shit hits the fan." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I've made a career out of it now." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"When you're in love, it's not just about the messing around in the sack, it's about how empty you feel when they're gone." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"What can go wrong will go wrong." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k 'em – 'cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something... Bollocks. I can't remember anything." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"I remember saying to Tony [Iommi], 'Did you hear how heavy that Led Zeppelin album sounded?' Without missing a beat, he replied, 'We'll be heavier.'" ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"It's sad, y'know, what money does to people." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"The Jesus freaks were the worst. While the 'Suicide Solution' case was going through the courts they followed me around everywhere. They would picket my shows with signs that read, 'The Anti-Christ Is Here'. And they'd always be chanting: 'Put Satan behind you! Put Jesus in front of you!' One time, I made my own sign – a smiley face with the words 'Have a Nice Day' – and went out and joined them. They didn't even notice. Then, just as the gig was about to start, I put down the sign, said, 'See ya, guys,' and went back to my dressing room." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"Pink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you! Don't you try and teach me no original sin; I don't need your pity for the shape I'm in" ― Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears
"I don't know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn't mine, that's for sure." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"The power of people, when they focus on something positive, never fails to amaze me." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"I grew up having to piss in a bucket 'cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I'll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don't have to strain." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"You've got to try and take things to the next level, or you'll just get stuck in a rut." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"The funny thing is, I'm actually quite interested in the Bible, and I've tried to read it several times. But I've only ever got as far as the bit about Moses being 720 years old, and I'm like, `What were these people smoking back then?' The bottom line is I don't believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns. But I believe that there's day, there's night, there's good, there's bad, there's black, there's white. If there is a God, it's nature. If there's a Devil, it's nature." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"You can never take the violence back." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"All these polo-necked wankers from grammar schools were going out and buying songs like 'San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)'. Flowers in your hair? Do me a f**king favour. [...] Who gave a dog's arse about what people were doing in San Francisco, anyway? The only flowers anyone saw in Aston were the ones they threw in the hole after you when you croaked it at the age of fifty-three 'cos you'd worked yourself to death. I hated those hippy-dippy songs, man. Really hated them." ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
"Day one, the van broke down. It was so cold the accelerator cable froze, so when Tony [Iommi] put his foot down it snapped in half. Which meant we were stranded in the middle of f**king nowhere, halfway to Copenhagen. There was a blizzard outside, but Tony said it was my job – as the band's 'public representative' – to go and find some help. So out I walked into this field, snow blowing into my face, two icicles of snot hanging out of my nose, until finally I saw the lights of a farmhouse up ahead. Then I fell into a trench. After finally pulling myself out of the f**king thing, I waded through the snow until I reached the front door, then knocked loudly. 'Halløj?' said the big, red-faced Eskimo bloke who opened the door. 'Oh, thank f**k,' I said. [...] 'Halløj?' I didn't know any Danish, so I pointed towards the road, and said, 'Van. El kaputski. Ya?'" ― Ozzy Osbourne, I Am Ozzy
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